My Best Friend's Wedding

I just want to know what was going through Chris' mind when the lady said, "Yeah, I know you have 300 of your friends waiting for you in this building over here and you're wearing wedding clothes, but let's walk a little deeper into the woods and find a swingset." Good thing there were no tire swings in the area, otherwise Kelly would have had a giant welt on her head when Fatty accidentally slammed her into the tree.